Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*
Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020
Get the Testicle Ticklin' Turkeymug. A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Get the catching the crazy turkeymug.