trestian

A tall big black money who talks so much

Me: trestian stop yapping
Him: *continues to yap*

by Trestian April 2, 2024

tristan

never trust a tristan. he will break ur heart into million of pieces cs hes a big ass cry baby. js bc he may say he loves u doesnt mean he actually does (hes saying that to 10 other girls) if ur mans name is tristan im so sorry 😊

DONT date a tristan u will regret it

by brooklynn :) April 11, 2024

Tristan McGreggor

an odd looking fellow, possibly having many children, on account of the massive amounts of maidens he slays

wow, that guy is like "Tristan McGreggor

by bingus bongus123123 May 24, 2024

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024

Trastis

Norwegian slang for retard, named after inhabitants living in the town "Trastad" which had an extensive health sector in caring for mentally ill. The usage began predominately in the early 1970s, and has seen an upward trend in the last years.

How could you mess this up? You're a trastis!

by ice_cream_eater June 6, 2024

Tristan

Someone who has a long ass neck

Wow did you see Tristan today, his neck is really long

by Lankyjoker June 7, 2024

Tristesque

To look sad or pathetic, so much so that it invokes a feeling of melancholy in an individual.

"Your dog looks tristesque. I mean, she can barely walk, Bill. You've got to let her go."

by GlebyGlobster June 7, 2024