Uncle

A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.

Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.

Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-

by Robsy January 23, 2018

Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.

Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.

by HempFather July 12, 2025

Uncle Guy'd

When you have lived with a certain individual for so long that you believe they can do no wrong and have succumbed to their nefarious ways.

Aunt Mary is blind to her husbands gross behavior...she has been uncle guy'd!

by soso7 June 16, 2021

uncle folgers

A guy who drinks coffee 24/7

Guy 1 : what do you say I brew up a pot of dark roast?

Guy 2 : I say simmer down Uncle Folgers before I give you a French press

by Imabouttolosemymindupinhere85 March 19, 2017

creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020

I'll slam ya uncle

Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.

Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!

by XenoXndr May 15, 2017

uncle louis

Fattest mother fucker alive with a perm, a rock hard belly, and a big 'ol cock. Also works at the VOC.

Uncle Louis has crazy eyes again... You know Steve is getting it this time!

by Motorfoodoo December 12, 2013