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Russian

The accent that will help one become a fugitive of getting their ass kicked.
Gang: Oi, what's up loser

Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*

Gang: Slowly walks away

Russian: Zat's vat I thot
by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021
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Russian

to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism
R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat
by vuelle October 6, 2020
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russian tango

Oi mate, was with a fit bird last night and we did the Russian tango if you know what I mean
by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017
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Being Russian

When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.
Good evening, Countess Lily.”
The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
by Ferballs January 28, 2024
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Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022
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Russian Gas Pump

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."
by Singerman13 July 24, 2016
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