corn ball

a white boy who is as skinny & tall as a corn stalk and as pale as a ghost. He has lived in the suburbs all his life but tries to say that he is a gangster and lived in Chicago. He wears off brand shit and says that it’s real. He said he makes thousands of dollars but can’t ever pay for anything. He begs for sexual intimacy within a week of talking and asks if size matters. He lies, he cheats.

Now look in the sky, what do you see? its a 4 incher pincher! no.. its corn nuts! Nevermind its just Charlie

that corn ball thinks that he’s hot shit!

by MELON-Y🍒🍒 May 7, 2024

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Corn flake

A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.

"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."

"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"

by Pepsilon December 30, 2020

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