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suck dez nutts

if you want my lollipop, you can suck dez nutts because i want it.
by Zaballer February 18, 2014
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Suck a girlcock day

Suck a girlcock day is a day celebrated every march 13th.
Person 1: Oh boy! Suck a girlcock day!
Person 2: i can't wait to suck my trans girlfriends girlcock!
by lynnlikeswomen February 27, 2023
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suck my pineapple

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.
"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"
by iliketonibblethings January 12, 2010
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Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011
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suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.
I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.
by mick nullen August 7, 2021
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Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.
by QueenCalee November 28, 2019
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suck my cawk

It informs you, that SeanzViewEntertainment wants a blowjob from someone.
All the bitches like my CAWK! All the bitches will SUCK MY CAWK!
by SeanzViewEnt February 8, 2018
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