Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.

"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."

by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025

Salty Dink

A Salty Dink is a celebrated but often detested shot in the growing sport of Pickleball.

A Salty Dink occurs when a regular dink hits the net and barely drops to the other side, making it an unexpected and almost impossible shot for the opponents to return.

Damn, that Ben guy is hitting so many Salty Dinks today!

Fuaarrrr out, Alex got the Saltiest Dink I've ever seen against Ben J and Anna!

by Anna LW June 8, 2025

Salty Bitch

One of the categories of a Bitch of which there many flavors such as; fucking bitch, slithering bitch, hard core bitch,
conniving bitch, calculating bitch, two faced bitch, back stabbing bitch, the classic - son of a bitch, cold hearted bitch,
sassy bitch, half baked bitch and such. Salty is one of the many adjectives that best describes the angle of which a bitch approaches her target for her intended outcome and the wake she leaves behind.

Man, Jane was such a salty bitch last night she emptied the shaker out on that one, when it rains it pours.

by Handy Dick Vandy June 24, 2025

soltire

the art of retiring off of solana.

yo bro, we're so going to soltire this bull run

by donda6334 July 17, 2025

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

Salty Eclair

The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.

Zack really enjoyed the salty eclair that Bob gave him for breakfast

by C Rob80 October 30, 2025