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Kyrgyz white snake 

When a white guy pulls out his unit and slaps and asian girl across the face with it.
Originating in the country Kyrgyzstan made up of a large and diverse white and asian population.
Last night my girlfriend was sitting on the couch being a lazy ho, so I stood in front of the yellow bitch and gave he old Kyrgyz white snake! Now she has a bruise the shape of a mushroom on her cheak!
Kyrgyz white snake by Dan Carlson September 26, 2006
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solid snake 

in reference to fecal matter, taking a solid dump
dude, i just took a huge solid snake!
solid snake by HUNK6677 June 27, 2008

shake your silly snake 

To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.
LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.

See a Snake and Bake 

To see a snake after or before you bake. May result in intense fear.
Oscar-"That shit was so dank"

Steven-"SNAKE!!"

(Oscar, Steven, and Zach run in fear)


(Later) Zach-"We just see a snake and bake!!"

Secret Snake 

When a girl is in the reverses cowgirl position and starts to defecate onto the guy.
Man did you know Elisabeth is a secret snake pro!?!?

Dude did you know Elisabeth holds the longest secret snake record.

Created by E.W. & T.S. On 6-28-10

Giulia The Snake 

Giulia is a person who’s an absolute snake and always backstabs everyone . Never trust a giulia because she will blur all your secrets out
giulia the snake is real
“Alie man”

saggy snake

when your cock hangs low from to much viagra
jimmys dad had a saggy snake cuz of his son
saggy snake by semore butts February 16, 2007