Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight

please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say

by echkno July 18, 2025

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.

If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."

by Frip88 July 26, 2025

James sleep schedule

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.

Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that

by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep

"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."

by exiole September 13, 2025

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025