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sleep buff

When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.
"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."
by randomacct128497124981 December 27, 2023
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sleep

something you need !!!!!! seriously get some sleep your really cranky
go to sleep ethan you've been playing fortnite since last weekend!!
by shiannelove2008 November 5, 2019
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Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.
by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.
What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.
by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022
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permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught
Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping
by wait why am i here March 18, 2023
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sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.
We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.
by Pocket39 March 29, 2017
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