Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo

"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"

by LittlePip3287 August 25, 2016

furry sausage

To have a fun time with girl

I am having a furry sausage time

by Bitch .com May 19, 2018

Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021

Sex Sausage

Sex Sausage is another way to describe men's nudes.

Womens nudes are like art, but a guys nudes are just them basically saying "look at sex sausage, you want some fuk"

by nicotine whore July 14, 2020

Boston sausage

A penis that has a curve in it like a banana, weather it is curved to the left ,right or strait up.

Did you see that? That guy has the worst case of Boston sausage I've ever seen.

by Moper69 December 16, 2016

sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related

"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"

by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024