Sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo

After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.

by iamacp_xxvii August 30, 2016

Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

sausage tart

a hilarious and sexy girl. Usually Kayla's and Jennifer's are are sausage tarts.

"Kayla cracks me up. She's such a sausage tart."

by pseudonymshh September 20, 2017

Sausage party

A party for dogs in a carwash.

My friend had a sausage party with her eight dogs, it happened they became drunk after that.

by Astrofrax- July 14, 2022

the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.

Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019

Sausage person

Someone who is very tan or of black/hispanic descent.

Man that Justin guy is a real sausage person!

by Notasausage June 2, 2017

Sausage train

When several dudes are "connected" as if in a train.

That's not a human centipede, that's a sausage train.

by Dirty Chaos September 19, 2017