damn a$s rich

Exceptionally well-off, and able to afford many different bling-based items at will. (Often spelled this way in order to avoid work/office email filters.)

Friend #1: When that real estate market goes up all those foreclosed properties I just bought are going to make me so rich. Damn a$s rich!

Friend #2: When is the real estate market ever going to go up again, exactly? Good luck with that.

by Land Snark July 28, 2010

Happy Ballantine`s

It`s a happy drinkin` day! A day when you are so drunk you literally love your drunk buddy.

-Let`s have another drink pal!
-Yeaaaah! This shot is for you my friend! Happy Ballantine`s!

by Serioja February 14, 2010

S. T. D.

An acronym for "Seize the Dave!" It can be used as a shortened name for the infamous website, or to secretly announce you will be abducting a nearby person named Dave.

There he is, STD before he gets away!

by Rocket Johnny (IGTF member) December 20, 2002

L-S-U

Got Trophy USC? And by the way, grits are #1

USC Sucks

by David March 4, 2004

T S F !

Total Sex Fiend (one who is obsessed with sexual intercourse)

Oh my god that girl is a T S F !

by manderzz May 30, 2006

Herpe(s)

1. Something that trey buevens uses to summon his dog or brothers
2. A sexually transmitted "Problem"
3. An insult
4. Something that you learn about in health class
5. Something MOST health teachers have
6. Something that you can catch if you do not line the toilet seat at your local Burger King
7. A bad word in jesus eyes; jesus says herpies are bad

1.Tre: Here herpie boy, c'mon herpes
2. Bonquiefa: Oh mah god, i had sex with michael and i caught herpes
3.Titala: You are a herpe(occured more oftenly used in the 1930s
4.Mr. Liberty: Herpes are sores
5.Mr.L: Now class look at my second degree case of herpes flamin hot red eeeowchies
6. Ashlee: Yesterday i got herpes from BQ when i didnt line the toilet seat

by Trey Buevens November 1, 2004

S&M orgy

An orgy where everyone pratices S&M on each other.

Are you going to that S&M orgy?I feel like driping some hot wax on a pussy.

by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009