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road rules

MTV show where 6 teamates completes missions to win MONEY....lots of fighting and bitch slapping...
Join Road Rules to be bitch-slap by someone you loath
by Kath July 26, 2003
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Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.
by bush did 911 January 27, 2024
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road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.
I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.
by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008
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Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012
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Rainbow Road

The strip of skin connecting the ball sack and butt.
Johnny let take a trip down his rainbow road last night
by theanonymousthesaurus March 18, 2021
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dusty road ho

A girl frequented sexually assaulted often as someone drives down a dirt road
That dusty road ho has been rode hard and tore up like a shortcut to the fishing hole
by Dusty Rhodes October 8, 2023
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Rough Road

Is a sexual position where a man sits down with his boner at the 12 o'clock position. The female he has selected for the night sits down in his lap. They now both bounce up and down together, the rough road is when the bounce becomes out of sync and causes the participants to bang into each other.
Bitch was fucking me good last night till we hit the rough road.
by Pardytyme March 16, 2025
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