J.D. Train Ride

(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.

I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse

by jidzzle1390 October 18, 2008

Peruvian Log Ride

the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles

she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!

by spreadhead14899 April 17, 2014

Savannah Slow Ride

A sexual position where a naked woman slowly rubs her clit over the clothed man's penis

Man 1: So me and my girl had sex last night.
Man 2: Oh sweet, she do any moves?
Man 1: Dude, she gave me a Savannah Slow Ride.
Man 2: That's it?
Man 1: Yea, why?
Man 2: So you didn't really get it in?
Man 1: Well it sorta counts as sex, right?
Man 2: Not really. Pussy.

by CrazyBlunder452 July 7, 2014

Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.

After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.

by cock_munchin January 25, 2015

Ghost ride the whip

The strategy of masturbating to a pov video of a girl riding a dick with your screen aligned to make it look like your own dick.

I'm gonna ghost ride the whip real quick

by Charles Jordan August 15, 2016

ride-n-hide

The female equivalent of pump and dump, i.e. when a girl uses a guy for sex (such as a one night stand) and then ghosts, i.e. doesn't respond to him trying to get with her again.

"Man, I thought I could make Amy my f***- buddy but I guess she pulled a ride-n-hide on me. She won't respond to my texts any more."

by ocelotbabe April 11, 2016