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Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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Pump Rock

A type of rock genre where the singer, sounds like the Dollar Store version of Lars Ulrich from Metallica. Specifically Lil Pump's song Pump Rock x Heavy Metal. It just sounds excruciatingly awful.
"Man have you heard that metal song by Lil Pump? He's pretty much the living embodiment of the Pump Rock genre,"
by Randym P3rson October 7, 2023
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pump

1. a compresser.

2. slang for a fart

3. a poleroid
by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023
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Pumpfaking

Pumpfaking is used in many situations but it’s mainly used in the sense of when someone say their going to do something but don’t follow through on it or act like they never said it and don’t do it.
Cary: boy I would fuck the shit outta you

Mike: yeah Ight, last time you said that, you came over and you was on so I wanna get to know you shit you just pumpfaking like you always do

Cary: ight bet I’ll catch you at 3

Mike: actions speak louder than wards
by Melo2967 November 26, 2023
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PumpFakinism

A group of individuals with characteristic abilities, living a lifestyle that does not exist in reality.
The Political parties are using media outlets to create pumpfakinism narratives to steer the citizens from the truth.
by Pumpfakinism October 5, 2024
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pump dumb

When a girl experiences her brain progressively shutting down or feeling foggier with every pump of a penis during sex. The intense physical sensation overwhelms her mind, leaving her temporarily dazed and mentally blank.
"By the third round, I was so pump dumb I couldn’t even remember how to spell my own name. I just laid there, smiling like an idiot!"
by Cousin Cottontail October 30, 2024
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Pumping

to vigorously thrust in and out of a tube or cylindrical shaped object suctioning all the air out, like an air pump, then nutting inside the object filling it to the brim with cum.
YO! That boy really is pumping inside a salt shaker! That's my boy!
by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap November 14, 2024
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