Coloryland of tree

The mixture of both Colorado and Maryland where the two best people for each other live. When reunited, the tree population will be decreased due to parties of two.

In Colorado there is a perfect pothead, I love him; he is part of the coloryland of tree

by Bannana123456 November 11, 2013

barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

by June 08, 2021

tree points

points you get from smoking weed

My cousin died from overdosing but at least he got 5875 tree points.

by treepoints4lyfe August 23, 2017

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 04, 2020

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 25, 2019

Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot June 01, 2016

Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.

As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.

by Diamond Dann October 08, 2022