A sub-genre of metal created by Andrew Huang in January 2018. The genre features the use of rubber chickens as analogue instruments to create metal-style music.
"Dude, what's the greatest musical genre in history?"
"Well, it's got be Chicken Metal"
"I don't know why I asked"
"Well, it's got be Chicken Metal"
"I don't know why I asked"
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Get the middle age metal mug.A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.
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'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
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I wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but she was on her period, so I realised I would have to smell the metal.
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even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
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