3 definitions by Xasisiotis

An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.
Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!
by Xasisiotis November 23, 2021
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A person who has ear(s) bigger than the big ben.
Emily: He looks handsome
Jannet: Yeah but he is a mpakaftias
Emily: Yeah you are right
by Xasisiotis October 16, 2021
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Ketziakos is the type of person that owes money to everybody and has probably sold their kidney to pay off the 1 fifth of what they owe
Janet: Hey Walter don't do any business with Jacob. He's a real ketziakos
Walter: Oh thanks Janet, i didn't know
by Xasisiotis November 2, 2021
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