Ur mom

Just ur mom

Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made

by Pg foot February 25, 2020

Liar mom

It's when your mom never trusts you, but.... you try to punish her, so you say to the crowd: My mom's a liar!
The Crowd says: Really
You: YAS, Never trust him!
The crowd says: Ok

Person 1: Liar mom
Ur mom: Stop
Person 1: I'm never trusting you

by Linsuck September 6, 2022

Tittle’s Mom

Being a skanky Whore

Stop being a Tittle’s Mom

by barleywaters January 5, 2020

Aidan’s mom

The hottest lady you will ever meet in your life

I saw Aidan’s mom yesterday

by Aidan’s big dick daddy February 25, 2023

Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.

My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!

by AlyDean April 7, 2022

mom cups

Someone who likes to oversee everything, not allowing others to have fun in the process. A stereotypical helicopter mom.

Karen was being a total mom cups today. She told me I can't date that hot guy on Bumble.

by ady7 January 30, 2017

ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 17, 2022