Bone meat

Bone meat: skin on your dick

"Hey nigga, i cut off a stripe of my bone meat, what do i do?"

by Help my dogs get a huge boner June 25, 2022

meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”

by SeanPP May 12, 2019

Meat Cunt

A piece of shit, non-empathetic human, who’s thoughts are not based within reality, and is a blind brainwashed follower of the Orange Cunt.

That Meat Cunt has no idea what they are talking about

by anonymous July 18, 2023

Meat puff

By way of expelling toxic pollution from ones anus

Geez did you smell that meat puff Jason just let go. Smells like a burning pigmy army.

by Beardedbumbloke August 6, 2015

cherry meat

the act of eating raw freshly popped virgin vagina.

keith, you want pizza dude?
nah, i'm totally stuffed full from Stacey's cherry meat.
sweeeet.

by barchampedobearlover December 4, 2010

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

Meat-hook

A male penis that is curved and large in size.

Meat-hook, one who possesses a large penis. She's excited about receiving, the meat-hook

by Jibs007 September 1, 2017