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Justin

The crowd became insurrected due to the overuse of the Justin’s in British control.
by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023
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Justin Fields

A quarterback who is respectfully the only good Bears quarterback of the franchise, (besides Sid Luckman).
Josh: Hey, did you see Justin Fields last night?
Mike: I know, he is the savior of the Chicago Bears.
by speedyadventure November 2, 2023
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Justin Bellman

Ole mate was frustrated at work and done a Justin Bellman on the managers car, what a legend
by Ardunfast October 28, 2021
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Justin

Justin is the sweatiest guy you'll ever meet. He's always overheating, kind of an asshole, and never fails to be a fair weather friend, no matter how much you need him. He likes to make bad dad jokes and bad life decisions, but never fails to laugh at his own jokes. His life is a dark comedy, but like a low budget one. Justin gets angry when he's hungry, when he walks up stairs his ankles make clicking sounds, and his only talent is that his penis floats in the bathtub. He's surely the least beautiful person inside and out. He cares a lot about every animal in his life, which makes him a wonderful cat janitor.
Justin is facetious enough to plagiarize the most popular Justin definition and turn every compliment into a ridiculously false insult. I love Justin and his floating penis.
by justintin November 22, 2021
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Justin Scarpa

When you turn her around and lick her butthole till she poops in your mouth then put it in a condom and insert your dick inside of it
I just Justin Scarpa that bitch from the bar last night
by There’s a rat May 30, 2019
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Justin

People forget he's cracked at fortnite my guy *moans*
"My friend here Justin, he's already taken, and he's cracked at Fortnite my guy *moans in cracked at fortnite*"
by DatOneBruh May 11, 2021
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Justin

Dan:Hey do you know who Justin is
Jake:Yeah I heard he’s already taken and he’s cracked at fortnite my guy
by ToxicGoose January 2, 2021
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