Jordan Chuey

Danny Balinger

A MEGA RETARD. So dumb he is gay.

If I could describe Jordan Chuey in one word, it would be Danny Balinger

by 3Unkn0wn_user7 August 29, 2018

Jordan

A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt

I pulled a jordan

by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019

Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

Jordan Moran

Creeper aw man aw man hahaha creeper ahahahaha aw man awwwww aw man aw creep aw aw man creep aw!

Jordan Moran drives a McLaren and turns his shirt to ash in the gym.

by izKadeen October 6, 2019

Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...

Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?

by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023

Jordan

A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again

the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

jordan burger

A girl that can do anything she is mostly a tom boi but he put on a dress and rock it.

Look at Jordan burger go!!

by fight_me or love_me December 18, 2016