the jordan effect

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result
"thats the jordan effect for ya
by elisamariaaaaa November 25, 2023
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the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER
soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"
by elisamariaaaaa December 02, 2023
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the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette
ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"
by elisamariaaaaa November 25, 2023
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jordan rumbles

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.

He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.

He inspires you to do better, to be better.

He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!

Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..
Jordan Rumbles is the perfect example of a great man.
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jordan burger

A girl that can do anything she is mostly a tom boi but he put on a dress and rock it.
by fight_me or love_me December 18, 2016
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Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.
by thelovelylittleladylamb March 24, 2011
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Bowen and Jordan

when I'm with you I'm the happiest, you complete me I complete you, I just want to say I love you and hold you in my arms. You make me the happiest and feel like nothing wrong in the world
Bowen and Jordan are soulmates, like what the fuck they are perfect together
by JFK69420 October 08, 2022
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