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comb job

When your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal.
My girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.
by Kenny G Loggins April 8, 2012
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A Schultz Job

Renovation work that is done with little skill or care, wrong tools or material in order to complete the job.
Who did that gyp-rocking , because it looks like a "A Schultz Job"
by Vinney ya Man February 18, 2017
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Stoff Job

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.
Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.
by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018
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Hutch job

A reversed grip hand job... Very uncomfortable and dry
Brendan failed to receive a hutch job from that sloot last night
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cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.
The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.
by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015
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Jean Job

The act of getting your dick sucked through your jeans
"Dude I got a jean job from this girl last night"
by Gay_Dude May 5, 2018
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Job Water

sperm, pregnancy juice, another word for jizz
his job water's blank!

it smells/tastes like job water ewwwwww

grace: what you gonna be doing later?
mary: im gonna be riding the job water cannon!
by Hegg November 23, 2010
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