These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021

by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022

Having vigorous anal sex until feces is produced. Sliding your dog in-between her buns and making chili from Uranus (your anus).
by Mad B-Rad October 1, 2019

11 year old white kids @ everyone’ing and spamming the n-word & fuck you die after someone’s mom died
Tom: have you heard of The Space Hangout Discord?
bitch: no.
chad: yes, it is the definition of aids
bitch: no.
chad: yes, it is the definition of aids
by TheBlank April 17, 2022

by B4by Sp4c3 B34r August 2, 2023

Have you heard Popul Vuh, man? They're using all sorts of sitars, didgeridoos, and water drums. It's some real spice rack space rock
by nuerdino February 18, 2013
