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Fuck me hair

Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.
The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.
by dmpf October 25, 2009
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wooki gooch hair

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.
Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!
by dilferdue January 3, 2013
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Awkward Chest Hair

Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.

The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.
Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.

Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.
by Casual Mate July 27, 2010
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Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by
Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!
by 32121 August 7, 2016
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sams hair gel

Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.
by carsonbitches March 7, 2011
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Chest Hair Friday

When a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday!
You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!"
by Chesthairfriday July 27, 2013
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Prescription hair cut

A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS
That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut
by Roy Munsen April 11, 2015
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