Fart Monger

Someone who in all in someone's farting business

"Hey, these are MY farts. Stay out of my business you fart monger!!

by Gra-ham-crak-ker September 30, 2017

Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.

'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'

by snaffles January 3, 2017

Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 25, 2013

fart recoil

The reaction of innocent "by-sniffers" to a rancid fart. Can range from a squirrel-like nose twitch to physically recoiling backward and even up to spewing chunks.This phenomenon has even been observed in the family dog where it covers its muzzle with its paw or buries its nose in a couch cushion

I love to see the fart recoil when little old ladies hit "the cloud".

by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011

Trifle fart

The noise a trifle makes when you take out the first spoon full.

James was the first to plunge his spoon into the trifle. It made a loud trifle fart noise as the spoon emerged laden with the creamy mixture.

by Thornton man August 25, 2011

dino farts

A term used in jest to describe grey hydrogen, created by the steam reformation of fossil fuel methane

Phil pulled over to rip some pressurised Dino Farts into his Toyota Hydrogen Fuel Cell Electric Vehicle

by Limbic Candy November 30, 2020

fart balls

fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart

girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*

girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp

boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*

boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)

by grimezzlol August 31, 2021