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urban dictionary police 

The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.
Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!
urban dictionary police by ribick November 5, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A website where all sanity goes to die and where people usually can’t talk about one subject without bringing sex into it.
Person 1: Were you on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I don’t have any sanity left.

Urban Dictionary 

"Hey i wonder what an urban dictionary is."

"Idiot, you're on it. LOLOLOLOLOLO *troll face*."

Urban Dictionary 

A shit website, with shit "helpers", shit definitions, and shit formatting.

Fuck this shit.
"You like Urban Dictionary?"

"Hell no. I made an account for one day, haven't been on since. That shit sucks!"

Urban dictionary thing 

AN urban dictionary thing is a joke or example said on urban dictionary for the joke, take nothing here literally
Oh that's just an urban dictionary thing

urban dictionary 

a place where you can waste time during school hours
person 1: you tryna waste some time in the urban dictionary fam?

person 2: ya why not im boutta fall asleep cuhhhh better than nothing !
urban dictionary by Stevie magoose November 27, 2018