Happy Clown Glove

When you dress like a clown, smile, and put on a glove, then give it to a kid. You gave him a "happy clown glove"

I gave my girlfriends little brother a happy clown glove. Now i gets laid alllllll the time.

by Astrovan May 11, 2004

brown clown

Someone who yearns for the act of anal intercourse.

My friends, Marcellus and Collin, are both the biggest brown clowns in town.

by Slam Bam Horny Man September 19, 2007

Down to Clown

The rare act of drinking andvacting a fool while hanging out with the boys during the work week at the bar or drinking outside the home past the age of 30 because your wife got you bitch whipped .

Guy 1: Who's down to clown tonight?

Guy 2: You kidding me? It's a Tuesday night bro. I have to be up at 5:30 am bro!

by Jham12ster February 16, 2018

ass clown

One who smells like a circus folks bottom end.

Bill Gates or Steven SEAGULL

by Zig January 31, 2004

Sad clown

When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.

My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

No Talent ass clown

a big nosed italian bastard

Todd Eckel is a no talent ass clown

by John Timmer August 15, 2003

Ass clown

1. A homosexual man
2. someone fond of anal sex

Hot steamy male buttholes turn me on and I want to ram my dick into it. Therefore, I am an ass clown.

by ploom July 27, 2005