I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

blue pay check

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

by anonymous March 5, 2021

Race checked

Race checking, a race check, or the past tense "race-checked" is an occurrence when one person claims to be a race and the other person denies them that privilege. It typically occurs when ambiguous ethnic groups claim to be white but a "race expert" will come in and deny his race, often in a cruel and mocking way. Race checkers come in many different races: An Indian man race checking an Arab who claims to be southern European for example.

"I'm white, bro!"
"You aren't white, you look like dirty arab!"
A bystander: "DAMN, GET RACE CHECKED!"

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd June 11, 2024

spring checked

Signing the papers in the spring for a new snowmobile delivered in the fall.

I just spring checked for a '24 Polaris X650.

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023

Zeus check

To request a hit on a vape from one of the boys.

Yo bro, let me get a Zeus check

by WeLoveWinter November 22, 2025

Bag Check

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”

Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.

by Cool killa February 5, 2019

Check your tea

A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.

British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.

Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'

Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.

If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.

by BioHazardX February 24, 2022