sael bro’s

Two big dick dudes.

aka mermaid man & barnacle boy
Both strong enough to defeat shaggy with a snap.
Cool as fuck

girl 1: Boy, those sael bro’s are f*cking epic.
girl 2: I heard they are immortal.
girl 3: I want to love them so bad .😫
girl 1: I love the Emo one way more.
girl 3: The sporty one can shoot his shot at me anytime.

by ihaveneverliedinmylife February 16, 2019

Salad bro

A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.

“How was your date last night?”

“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”

“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”

by Sixtits February 16, 2019

BRO-DUH

A Broduh is usually people from back east area's where they have a lot of insest. A Broduh, is a females brother and dad.

This is Brian, he is my Bro-duh, my brother and my dad.

by Kutastrophy October 2, 2018

bro-job

bro-job refers to when a woman acts like a guy in order to be liked by a guy or trying to get into his pants.

"She is awesome. we just played H.E.R.O. together "

"Dude, she is totally bro-jobing you"

by Arisa Montgomery July 18, 2019

Hoe Bros

Nyx and Piper

Nyx and piper are hoe bros because there hoes

by It’sKenzo November 15, 2019

Honey Bro

Like a sugar daddy, but a bro that pays for everything when you go out.

“You gonna go out tonight?”
“I wasn’t but my honey bro came through.”

by Trophy Bro December 14, 2019

bro-dick

A term for when a person lands a shit job they dont want to do, they do everything in their power to convince their superiors to hand that job over to a colleage he or she does not like.

Mechanic 1-man, I got stuck with taking an engine out of this car. This is going to cost money out of my paycheck.
Mechanic2- instead of doing it, why dont you bro-dick it to the new guy nobody likes

by Dickhead92 December 20, 2019