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Band geek

A high schooler who engages in band and nothing else. Usually pimply, socially awkward, shunned by the attractive/popular crowd, band geeks fume inwardly and tell themselves that they will someday get their revenge with higher salaries and good jobs. Band geeks often engage in videogames, masturbation, and band-camp adventures with pine cones for fun. Beware of these people!
DANGER: Band geeks spend their weekend nights at home on computers where they fill urbandictionary.com with false definitions of themselves aimed at improving their self-esteem. They can only be considered cool by their own standards, which luckily for them do not use social skills, attractiveness, intelligence or a sense of style in measurement.
Hottie: Ewwww, that band geek looked at me baby! His greasiness could be contagious!
Charismatic Jock: Don't worry baby. I'll put on my gloves and stuff him in a locker for you.
by TroySmithforHeisman November 2, 2006
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band aid

some one who helps out in the band room when the director does not have a class usually doing sexual acts for him
by jlo January 14, 2005
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band- aid

the thing nelly made notorious when he wore it around everywhere
Nelly got so cocky he took the band- aid off
by ey ey 1 May 13, 2005
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bakdafukup

Used typically when a foe may step to close ie on my nice new creps
Man 1: Come on then biatch!

Man 2: Yo mutha fucker, bakdafukup
by Alex April 24, 2005
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wrist band o' doom

WRIST BAND O' DOOM:: rarely seen, it consists of a head band, but is worn on the elbow, it is said it keeps uncontrollable sweating problems at bay.
the inventor of this odd contraption is byron
kassidy: WHOA byron your elbow is sweating!

Byron: oh, let me just get my SWEAT BAND O' DOOM!
by kassidy ^_^ June 4, 2004
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hair band

Heavy metal bands in the late 1980s in which all the members have hair that's long and frizzy
by Fry July 14, 2004
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Naked band

A band that most often plays porn music,heavy metal,satanic rock ect. and are naked in there concert and they often have naked back up singers and/or dancers for all the guys.
Lets go see that naked band.
by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2010
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