jacked up

high on some kind of upper, coke, speed, ecstacy, etc.
this shit is fuckin great man, it had me all jacked up last night
by watzy December 28, 2006
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jack off

if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.

if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?
why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?
by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 03, 2010
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jack off

when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.
by alex December 30, 2003
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jack sparrow

Jack Sparrow...... HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE????? makes piracy romantic!!! i bet potc2 is gunna crap it up with his children and father...
'Elizabeths safe just like i promised, shes all set to marry Norrington like she promised and you get to die for her like you promised...so we're all men of our word really...except Elizabeth, as she is, in fact, a woman...'
by heehee July 29, 2004
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Jack Monkey

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.
Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!
by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009
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The Jack Frost

When recieving a Blow Job, the man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth just before he ejaculates, and blows his load right onto her nose. If hes a good enough marksman, it should collect on the tip of her nose,and resemble a carrot nose, just like a snowman.
Man that Jack Frost I gave her last night looked so much like a carrot that you could practically eat it.
by Phil B February 24, 2005
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new jack

an individual whos new to a scene who may or may not really be into it, as in they may or may not be a poseur but are still ridiculed for being a late comer.
a new jack can also be some one who all of a sudden became "interested" in a scene and the next day dress as best they can to fit into the scene.
that new jack thinks she can fit in if she dresses like us, i dont even think she listened to punk until yesterday.
by ddddamn girl June 23, 2006
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