Joker from Persona 5

The hottest man ever.

I simp for Joker from Persona 5.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021

5 o'clock cheesy shadow

When one develops an orange stain around the lower face after a day of sitting on the couch and eating Cheetos.

The mark of a true couch potato.

Girl 1: I come home from work every day and my orange-faced boyfriend is just sitting there with the remote.

Girl 2: Uh oh, its a 5 o'clock cheesy shadow.

by TheMusicNote18 March 25, 2011

5 minute secretary break

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.

Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.

by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016

Like 5 cocks in a glove

Like the expression 2 peas in a pod, but often used for things there are greater than two of.

The Smith quintuplets are like 5 cocks in a glove, all alike and inseperable.

by Rellearium October 24, 2022

5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

Gta 5 taxi song

the song goes don don don donnn don donnn don don don don.

Friend: Give a song suggestion
Me: The GTA 5 Taxi song
Friend: What is that song?
Me: The song that goes don don donnn don don donnn don don odndon and its in the GTA 5 Taxi
Friend: Now i understand Thanks!!!!!

by adam bjurström hater November 23, 2021

5 dollar foot shlong

What my mom eats when the mailman comes over.

My mom ate the mailmans 5 dollar foot shlong.

by Guiseppe Jackson June 7, 2020