DICK

IS YO PENIS

KAREN: HE GOT A BIG DICK DAREN: THAT RIGHT I GOT A BIG PENIS

by ALAINTHEG February 23, 2021

Young dagger dick

A long ass dick with a lot of gurt that will make yo daughter scream 🍑

#wholelottadaggerdick

Young dagger dick are good for u

by Jamari07 March 2, 2019

dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

Urban Dick

Person who believe the words and definitions on Urban Dictionary are legitimate.

Urban Dicks are partially responsible for the dumbing down of the population.

Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...

by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016

Dick

The fun swingy like toy that is in between your legs. It is quite sociable and is quite loooooooooooooooooooong

hey mom look at my dick - son
Wow! its huge~ - mom
I want it - Food

by throwaway69420 April 10, 2023

Tingle Dick

When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.

"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.

by oi mate whats up May 13, 2023

That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.

Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.

by Literally Every Booty Warrior March 16, 2025