When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice 😋
But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
He jizz on my ass!
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I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!
(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
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Get the ass tobacco mug.The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.
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