vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016

dinning on dick December

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour

dinning on dick December

by Coollinks November 3, 2020

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

Pistol Dick

The act of a loser spraying with a pistol on Call Of Duty 1.

*Get sprayed by some loser using a pistol on Call Of Duty 1*
- "Man, that guy is a pistol dick!"

by Big-Bush Nukka-Tush January 29, 2010

Dick Smith

To use or take a portion of an item requested be passed at a dinner table.
-Verb

"Please pass the gravy."
<gravy is passed, but is used quickly enroute to the individual who requested before arriving to the requestor>
"Sorry, had to Dick Smith you."

by Monkey&Roburg April 4, 2016

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021