tension dick

when you get scared af n yo dick get hard

“ts just gave me a tension dick

by bigpapi55 October 14, 2023

Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.

"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"

by Mindy B. April 24, 2008

MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025

Paprika dick

When you sprinkle paprika on your dick to spice up the sex

“Garret’s bout to shove his paprika dick in to make it spicy!”

by JosieDirt July 19, 2021

National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.

Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day

by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When someone sucks a penis while it’s inserted in someone’s anus.

“Last night these two drunk girls have me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020