Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

Dick Move

When you like something that you want to buy, but you don't like it a enough to pay for it yourself.

" I want to get this water bottle, but I don't like it enough to pay for it my self."

"bro that's a DICK MOVE."

by LV TV July 31, 2024

Big Dick

What every girl wants but no guy has

Girl: "It's been 6 hours how come I haven't found a guy with a big dick yet?"
Guy: "Probably because no guy has one"

by AZZYTASTER August 1, 2024

Dick Eatery

The action of dick eating being present in some context

What is this dick eatery happening here

by Jesterjester 1 August 1, 2024

Massive dick confit

It’s songood

Have you ever had massive dick confit? It’s songood

by No tap August 1, 2024

dick face killa

A person woman or man who can suck off a lot of dicks in a short amount of time.

Damn you know dale aka (philly) that dude is a dick face killa!!

by anonymous August 4, 2024

Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Famous 83 year old engineer, known for his long run of retirement.

Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.

To deceive or defraud (the system).

Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.

Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)

That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)

Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)

by Jack Coleman22 August 5, 2024