Dirty Caban

A dirty Caban is a building in which 20 men diddle with each other with rusty mining equipment in the bum hole simultaneously whilst jizzing on metamorphic rocks. The last person to jizz has 30g of dynamite stuffed into their erect penis before exploding. This game lasts 20 rounds in which a handgun with 20 bullets are available. The last standing receives a dirty Ben and a balsam pass.

Master balsam: keep picking the balsam slave boy or i will strip you of your rights and give you a dirty caban.

by BalsamDiddler July 25, 2025

Dirty loch

The act of drooling on a girl while she’s gagging from the smell in missionary

I took her home from the club last night and dirty loched her

by Stubbybubbly123 July 25, 2025

dirty gabe

when you're so obsessed with deltarune you cum spontaneously whenever it is brought up

"that guy over there is a dirty gabe"
"yeah, dont bring deltarune up around him or he will cum his pants freaky style"

by the skizzler July 26, 2025

dirty beam

When a man sucks his wife’s shit off of another man’s dick and then sucks the cum out of his balls

Person 1: how was your weekend

Person 2: it was one to remember Conner wanted to pull a dirty beam

Person 1:did she wipe her ass at least

Person 2:no she was actively having diarrhea on my dick and it stunk so bad

by 423Royalty July 28, 2025

Dirty Foot Jerk

When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!

My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off

by anonymous July 28, 2025

Dirty Brodon

A Dirty Brodon is when you put a condom over your head and cover it in lube before pushing your head into a well seasoned cheap prostitute in an attempt to be reborn after your life has gone to shit.

Fuck my life has gone to shit, I reckon I need to pull a Dirty Brodon this weekend and start again.

by HangryGorilla July 29, 2025

Dirty Mal

A Dirty Mal is when you get cocky in a group of friend and think you have main character energy, insult the tough quiet guy and end up eating fresh dogshit wearing your mothers favourite summer dress.

Did you hear Chad called Mal a weak cunt?

Yeah, pulled a full Dirty Mal on him the next day at the park! Chad won’t do that again.

by HangryGorilla July 29, 2025