Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.

1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.

by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022

Crawling ass

Taking your sweet time with no apparent urgency

Grandma was crawling ass through the grocery store. I thought we’d never get out.

by yellowhau5boys October 16, 2023

Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

Shot in the ass

Screwed over, shat on, being the victim of misfortune

I’ve been shot in the ass one too many times.

by YuOfTheNight December 2, 2020

Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish

Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Ass drool

Leaky Fecal matter comingg out off one's buttocks; usually with a brownish-yellow tints but can be red on occasions.

Hey guys, I heard a rumor that Conner had a terrible amount of ass drool last night after having sex with alexa.

by Aidan5908 February 25, 2022

Weak Ass Juul

Stop smoking on that weak ass juul mane

“Aye mane, look at Numer smoking on that weak ass juul”

by NuhNumer August 7, 2019