National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.
Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!
by die potato April 20, 2021
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Submissive Femboy day

On June 12th dominant femboy lovers are allowed to treat femboys however they want to, as long as it is doesn't cause long-term damage to the femboy and the femboy consents with it.
Guy1: Hey have you heard that tomorrow is the Submissive Femboy day
Femboy: Ok i will allow it, but only because tomorrow is this special day
by Fornmoore April 12, 2023
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shar-day

this is a shark that has evolved from a shark in the sea and basically a land shark that only eats in the day time because it can see at night and it prefers eating humans but because its weak nature out of the water it preys on children and babies instead. when parents not around watching. or lure parents into a trap to eat up the children. this work on all land animals mammals.
shar-day is the second form. the final form will be flying sharks. don't let it evolve again.
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Every day of the week

Used to say nice that something always has to happen. Often associated with sports.
Example: Someone has a big chance to win a game. He has to score an easy ball.

Supporter on the field: That ball has to go in every day of the week!
by Beastmoterator February 06, 2023
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Colonizer Day

Happy Colonizer Day!!!

Fuck Colonizer Day!!!

I am off on Colonizer Day.
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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National kiss lips day

Oh the 1st of may, you get to kiss anyone you want, the same gender or opposite it doesn’t matter just get your lips on someone else’s don’t be scared
Eyy Jim it’s national kiss lips day

(*Jim kisses me*)
by The true lover April 11, 2019
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day-to-day-ware

Software that is written so poorly that it must be changed very frequently in order for it to fulfill its intended purpose.
Man, I had to change that day-to-day-ware code several times a day to keep it running!
by s2theg January 20, 2008
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