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Goat Ass

A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"
by Richard Feltersnatch November 3, 2022
mugGet the Goat Assmug.

shut yo bum ass up

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt
person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up
by sniffxy August 26, 2023
mugGet the shut yo bum ass upmug.

Wet Ass Painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.
by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021
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Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
mugGet the Ass Chaffmug.

Ass Traveled

When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.
Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!
by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021
mugGet the Ass Traveledmug.

strut that ass

To show off

What Mercedes-Benz drivers who work at the arsenal like to do
The asshole assistant principal likes to strut that ass.

It's the chauvinistic pig attitude that Clinton's got, to strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass
by Lil Skelly August 1, 2022
mugGet the strut that assmug.

Creepy Ass Crawler

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.
“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box
by Whatislove383 October 9, 2025
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