Norman's a dick:
I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025
Get the Norman's a dickmug. When a man (prior to ejaculation) places the tip of his penis in front of the girls (left or right) nostril then cums therefore shooting a straight line into her nasal cavity and down her throat causing her to cough it up. Much like a regular loogie only its entirely made up of cum instead of mucus. Essentially the reverse version of cummy nose
Example of a dick loogi
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*
by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016
Get the dick loogimug. Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 19, 2018
Get the Smurf Dickmug. Im dicking your girlfriend Carl im so sorry she said you two were just friend i didnt know please forgive me.
by FatSalad October 12, 2021
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Get the Dick douche canoemug. Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
Get the Tonka Truck dick (T²d)mug.