Muddin' on the freeway

Anal sex while driving. Especially on a long trip.

"How was the drive up?"

"Pretty good, we did some muddin' on the freeway."

by Crazyd_69 January 8, 2021

find a freak

To find = to locate. A freak is a girl who acts and seems normal to those who know her or those she interacts with, but "behind closed doors" or with people that she does not know or are not related in any way shape or form to any part of her current everyday life and pose no threat of being able to expose her for who she really is to those that know her or that she faces daily or regularly, therefore allowing her to perform and allow others to perform any and all sexual acts without question, no matter how wrong or degrading, infact with extreme enthusiasm. The kinkier the better. These acts are called freaking and the person performing them or allowing them to take place using her body is called The Freak. For example;

See that pretty girl over there getting in the car with her family, if you're trying to find a freak , even though she goes to church every Sunday, takes care of her three children, when her kids are at school and her husband's at work, she is a straight freak!

by Nympho-pole January 9, 2021

You’re free

When someone is bad at a game

You’re free! More free than a public restroom! Absolute Dog water

by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021

Active Air Freshener

Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.

Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."

by MechaWasTaken February 17, 2021

P-fragment-free

Someone far away who does things according to his/her own intention and cause, therefore differently due to different biology, laws, circumstances etc.

"You misread my meaning when we met.

I am not one of your projection dark possessions/fragments."

"Don't misread me just because your p-fragment disregard thinks I mean you harm, I can't light your darkness, don't twist your coconut, cactus actions, minimize your p-fragment instead and let me be blinded by the p-fragment-free light."

by Communi February 18, 2021

Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

too good to be free

Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.

Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??

by QuacksO March 10, 2021