Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 11, 2019

Cheese Dick

When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.

Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.

by your neighbor January 26, 2023

cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty

Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick

by I3avier August 18, 2023

fizzle-dicked

The state of mind between whiskey-dicked and buzzed.

Patrick and Matt are getting fizzle-dicked at the club tonight.

by Horned up February 28, 2016

Hot Diggity Dick

Mickey Mouses Dick

Jim:What'd you have for breakfast this morning
Carl:Hot Diggity Dick

by boitheboi April 24, 2019

nigga dick croissant

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation

Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant

by bbbunz November 03, 2023

Chase’s dick

…there’s nothing to see here

“Have you seen Chase’s dick?”
“Wdym?”

by SamHodgsen13 May 03, 2022