John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

Willy Fog

A type of brain fog when you want to engage in sexual intercourse but instead of picking a mate based on love/attraction you are just searching for anything/anyone.

Willy - a colloquial word in Ireland for Penis

“Did you see the guy Tony went home with last night? ewwww!”

“Yeah he had Willy Fog man”

by Mysoupdoughname April 26, 2025

Willy Wash

The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.

Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"

by pythonbytes August 10, 2022

Willy

A dick

Eat my willy.

by Slashback studios April 23, 2021

Slip you a willy

To give a small amount of the profits earned to a person that helped initiate the transaction. A type of commission or finder's fee

A finders fee, commission of sorts. My boy got me a great deal on a watch but I already had one like it so I resold it and made a killing. Don't worry, I told my boy "I'll slip you a willy" and I did so everyone's happy.

by Boozin Croozer June 2, 2018

Willie

Willie is a good man at heart but unfortunately makes poor decisions. If you find yourself attracted to a Willie, please hold tight and bunker down for the emotional rollercoaster you're about to embark on. If you show this man attention he will indeed mess with you as he messes with everybody who gives him the time of day. He will drain your energy and steal your heart with his narcissistic ways.

Willie is a narcissist.

by Kaitlyn D. November 22, 2023

Willy Vanilly

The Willy Vanilly is a sex act in which at some point while going at it you slip away and allow someone else to finish the job. When it’s over you flip the lights on and reveal it wasn’t you

Yo I was baggin Jessie last night, pulled the ol Willy Vanilly and jumped out the closet yellin “YOU GOT AIDS BITCH”

by Swilderbeast May 14, 2021