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twatterface

A woman that would be offended if she knew what a twat was, and realized that you were making fun of her. But she doesn't.
Aly:Hey guys I haven't seen you in so long!
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.
by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008
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Twitler

A person who uses social media to promote social unrest. Such as racism, bigotry, hate speech, and other derogatory messages.
That person keeps tweeting about how white people are the best race. What a twitler.

You're acting like a real twitler George. I don't like seeing so many hateful things going across my Facebook feed.
by TheDecadentSeraphim December 20, 2020
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double sister twister

when two lesbos scissor and make out at the same time while twisting there fingers around in there buttholes
kelsey and her girlfriend double sister twistered eachother yesterday it was nutz.
by pussyeatertothemax December 3, 2010
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tornado titty twister

The tornado titty twister is when you twist the nipples so much that when your done they feel like their breasts have suffered total destruction its much like the purple nurple but you twist really fast and hard.
*I just gave my big brother the worst tornado titty twister ever!
by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014
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twitterpasted

I was twitterpasted last night
by Pascual August 5, 2005
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titter

You know the saying tit for tat? Well a titter is some one who always takes from you but when it comes time for them to pay you back they are cheap, lazy, ingore you, pay you back with less. They are titters. The have no concept of I help you out-you help me out. They are normally jerks and think they are worth more then anyone. Users are titters.
I made a web page for his company for free so that when I needed work done I would have a credit but now he will not return my calls. He is a titter.

Another example:
I gave my brother a new guitar I was selling and told him that when I had to do yard work he would help me but he showed up worked an hour then left to never return. He is a titter.
by Wendy Michele October 13, 2006
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Twatter

Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.
Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.
by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 2, 2009
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