gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.

Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.

by Xodi January 28, 2017

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 8, 2012

Twat

My colleague only goes into the office on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. He is a TWaT.

My colleague is a lazy TWaT, who does nothing on Mondays and Fridays.

by kentpaul April 26, 2024

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

Twatted

When some one makes a complete and total bitch out of you.

Johnathon got twatted in the video chat room earlier today.

by BlackSheep710 August 1, 2023

Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019